The Vast, Divine, Infinite Everything

I have a drawerful of neck gaiters and bandanas now. They’re part of my wardrobe now to cover up the 2-inch pipe sticking out of the middle of my neck so that I can breathe, which we all agreed was better than the alternative. The bandana and neck gaiter look isn’t anything I would ever have aimed for. I remember sitting in the “bullpen” of a radio stat…